Since the IPL launched, a constant debate has gone on regarding the uniforms of the cheerleaders for the various clubs. The original uniforms, which mimicked American Football cheerleader’s uniforms, were deemed inappropriate by politicians and members of the media, who apparently are too uptight to enjoy the sight of a nearly naked woman gyrating in front of a cricket match. Finally, a uniform that the conservative politicians approve on has been established; Burkhas.
First, the cheerleaders were forced to dance in jogging pants and T-shirts, resembling someone who just got out of bed rather than entertainers, but even those costumes were deemed ‘too risqué’, as you could still make out the dancers’ wrists and necks, which was far too provocative.
The Burkhas solve this issue, allowing the spectators to only see the eyes of the cheerleaders. “We think this is more appropriate. Our children should not be subjected to the naked wrists of women dancing like whores at a family sporting event,” complained one politician. “And sure, a few of them will probably die from heat stroke every match, but at least we don’t risk seeing any skin. Now if I can just get them to wear these goggles so they can’t hypnotize the boys with their eyes, then we will be truly safe.”
